Saturday, October 29, 2011

Dear Jennifer,

You are killing me right now. I hope you know that.

Sure, you were the one who was rammed by a giant 10-passenger van. Sure, you're the one actually looking at cars, picking a new car, and paying for the car...but STILL.

I think you KNOW I am sitting here at work, while all the little kiddies are at home, putting on costumes, being adorable and not at the library. I think you know I have nothing left to do today. And you are drawing out my curiosity for as long as possible.

You know I am unhinged, right, Jen? You have been around me enough to know that, right? Because I am totally unhinged, and right now, I am so curious, my entire body is vibrating. I don't think I'm even sitting on this chair, I am HOVERING ABOVE IT.

Please, please, please text me a picture of your car. Or come visit me with the new car, if you find one. Or call me and tell me you can't find a car. Or that you hate car shopping. I don't care.

The thing is, I don't actually have a life of my own. So I need to live through yours. I thought we'd talked about this--I am a hopeless case! I will spend every day curled up in front of my laptop, knitting. The only way I can see or experience anything is if you go see and experience things and then come tell me about all the things.

HELP.

Only you can make this curiosity go away. ONLY YOU.

Your friend,

Laura

P.S. I am making this face.


It is my staring face. I will stop staring when you tell me what is going on.

3 comments:

  1. Well, come ON, Jennifer--help a girl out!

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  2. I know! What's the deal, Jen?

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  3. You know that mantra you have, about not having any time? Well, that's my mantra at the moment as well. However, you'll be happy to know that I plan on having a new car this weekend. I'll be getting it in Indy and driving it home on Sunday. If all turns out well, I'll send you a picture...and maybe even get around to blogging about it.

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