Sometimes I find toys I think Jennifer should have in her house. They are always dorky, always musical, and just nerdy enough to make me excessively happy.
Usually, I forget to show these things to Jen, and when I remember, the little limited-edition toys are gone forever, and Jen is without things I think are very necessary to her happiness and well being, if not her very survival.
It's like regular ice, except COOLER.
Cool Jazz Ice Cube Tray, Amazon and Target stores, by Fred
Earbuds with Personality!
Volume Knob Earbuds, Target stores, Urban Décor Collection
Musical Pans (for nephews OR music teacher aunts)!
Fred Mix Stix Spoons: Amazon and Target stores, by Fred
Too much of a good thing? I think NOT.
Beat It Chopsticks Set: Amazon, by Fred
Give Piece a Chance.
It's a peace sign cake pan! So you can have a piece of cake! Get it?
Peace of Cake Novelty Baking Pan: Amazon, by Fred
(This is when I just started playing on Amazon and the Fred and Friends website.)
Your Father's (or MY Father's) Next Birthday/Christmas Present...
They have brains too, Jen. Ice cube BRAINS. And sinking Titanics. That's IRONIC. And those weird stone heads from that ancient civilization, and coffee beans (cool beans, get it?), and jewels! They even have Lego ice cube trays! I get a strange kind of joy from these. JOY, Jen. Why can't ice be used to make us all happier?
Freeze Handgun-Shaped Ice-Cube Tray: Amazon, by Fred
Behold the Adorable!
Constructive Eating Utensil Set: Amazon, by Constructive Eating