Toilets FLUSH. Not at my house, but when you go to other places that aren't my house, they FLUSH. Also you can flick light switches, and lights come on. Again, not at my house, but STILL. And some houses (not mine) are WARM. They have things called vents, and hot air comes out of them because the houses have these things called FURNACES that make cold air into hot air. I thought only political candidates could spew hot air that effectively, but I have seen the light. Furnaces are the way to go. And SOME houses even have working refrigerators, and you can put milk inside them, and then, in the morning, you can have cereal.
It's fancy.
Also, today my hair is dry without having been set on fire. That's handy.
Why am I in such a brilliant mood?
Jennifer rescued me. I did not have to stay in the third-world of my house last night. I stayed in the FIRST world, the developed world, where there were lights and Lego Harry Potter. And it was fantastic.
THANK YOU, JENNIFER.
Just so you know, I've never had a more pleasant house guest! I may ask you to come over even when you don't have a power failure, just so that I don't have to do the dishes ;)
ReplyDeleteBribe me with electricity, and I will wash your dishes any day of the week!
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