Laura wakes up, dutifully performs the 30 Day Shred (level two) as required prior to going to Jennifer and Brandon's reception.
Laura goes to reception.
Laura returns home. Laura runs.
Semi crosses into opposite lane in order to give Laura a scare. Because that's friendly.
Laura continues to run, feeling disgusting but proud that running is still taking place.
Pickup truck slows down in order to permit driver to whistle at Laura. Laura flips driver off.
Laura might be sweaty and disgusting, but she is not an object.
Laura concludes that she may have alienated only remaining single male in 50 mile radius. Nevertheless, Laura does not regret hand gesture.
Laura wakes up. Laura performs 30 Day Shred. Laura realizes that today is day 30.
TODAY IS DAY 30!!!
Where the heck is Laura's confetti?