Disqus did not work. DID NOT WORK.
I decided after less than 24 hours that Disqus did not care enough about the Blogger import issue, due to their various responses on their own forums when people brought up the issue.
I would love to use it...simply because I feel like that would make it easier for us to have better conversations in the comments. But seriously, I cannot deal with losing everything you guys have shared with me during the whole time I've done this blog.
So, never mind that change thing. At least for now!